Kernel Panic — Out of Office Tee

799.00

Wish you were here → SYSTEM WILL RESTART.The out-of-office postcard from someone whose vacation threw a kernel panic. CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED :: rebooting itinerary. 67%… stalled.

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Every system has a root cause. We just print it.

A postcard from the edge of PTO: the palm tree is a crashed process indicator, the greeting is struck through, and the itinerary is rebooting — stalled at 67%. Stamped OUT OF OFFICE: PERMANENTLY, sealed with the § mark.

Collection tag reads OUT OF OFFICE — KERNEL PANIC.

  • Print: large back print, archival-document composition; clean chest front
  • Fabric: 100% cotton, 180 GSM — breathable, everyday weight
  • Fit: regular unisex crew, S–XXL
  • Care: wash inside-out, cold; dry low; iron inside-out

Clause & Effect — read the fine print before it reads you.

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S, M, L, XL, XXL

Colour

Natural, Black, Navy Blue, Maroon, Bottle Green

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